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For those long winter months when your portfolio is as frozen as the weather and your investment thesis shows no signs of playing out before spring. Or summer. Or possibly ever.<\/p>

This premium sweatshirt features our patient skeletal investor, still waiting, still believing, still absolutely convinced the market will eventually see what he sees. The extra warmth is perfect for those cold evenings spent refreshing your brokerage app and muttering \"any day now.\"<\/p>

Ideal for wearing while you explain - for the hundredth time - why your \"deeply undervalued position\" is still a brilliant investment despite being down 45% over three years. The skeleton understands: sometimes vindication takes longer than mere mortal flesh can withstand.<\/p>

Ideal for:<\/strong><\/p>

  1. Value investors whose patience is being tested on a geological timescale<\/p><\/li>

  2. Anyone whose \"5-year hold\" is now approaching its tenth anniversary<\/p><\/li>

  3. Holders of positions so contrarian that everyone else gave up and went home<\/p><\/li>

  4. Fans of the Playing FTSE Podcast who need extra layers for the long wait
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    Premium quality sweatshirt, sustainably made. More reliable than most investment theses and considerably warmer.<\/p>

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