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When the market drops 15% and you're calling it a \"buying opportunity,\" you need a sweatshirt that celebrates your optimistic reframing of financial pain.<\/p>

This is the official Playing FTSE \"Lovely Dip\" tee - for investors who've convinced themselves that market crashes are just like dunking a chocolate digestive: a calculated risk that usually works out, but occasionally ends with a soggy mess at the bottom of your cup.<\/p>

Perfect for wearing while you check your portfolio and insist that red is just another colour. The biscuit taking the plunge knows what's up - sometimes you've just got to commit to the dunk, even when you're not entirely confident about the structural integrity of what you're dunking into.<\/p>

Ideal for:<\/strong><\/p>

  1. Anyone who gets genuinely excited when their watchlist goes on sale<\/p><\/li>

  2. Investors whose strategy is \"buy the dip\" repeated until something sticks<\/p><\/li>

  3. People who've said \"I'm averaging down\" so many times it's become a mantra<\/p><\/li>

  4. Fans of the Playing FTSE Podcast who appreciate a good dunking metaphor
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    Sustainably made, organic cotton t-shirt. Unlike your dip-buying strategy, this is actually environmentally responsible.<\/p>","metaTitle":"","metaDescription":"When the market drops 15% and you're calling it a \"buying opportunity,\" you need a sweatshirt that celebrates your optimistic reframing of financial p...","metaImage":null,"noIndex":false,"giftWrapCompatible":true,"approvalStatus":"approved","ecoIcons":["organic-icon.png","low-carbon-icon.png","ethical-icon.png"],"isBundle":false,"specifications":"Certified organic cotton sweatshirt, 300 gsm. Wash cool, hang dry. GM-free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Material made in a renewable energy-powered factory, audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria. Made to be remade - scan the QR code in the care label to send it back when worn out.","sizeChartId":23,"sizeCount":8,"urlName":"lovely-dip-biscuit-dunking-sweatshirt-playing-ftse-podcast-official-merch","customiseIt":false,"enableAddToCart":true,"collection":{"title":"Jumpers & Hoodies","urlName":"jumpers-hoodies"},"reviews":{"raw":[],"rating":0,"count":0,"summary":null},"lifestyleImages":[],"ugcImages":[],"videos":[],"designCrossSellData":{"enabled":false,"designFile":null},"crossSellProducts":[],"options":{"Oat":{"colour":"Oat","groupColour":"Oat","sizes":{"S":{"price":35,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"M":{"price":35,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":"2023-12-20","leadTime":0},"L":{"price":35,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":"2023-12-20","leadTime":0},"XL":{"price":35,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"XXL":{"price":35,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0}},"flatImage":{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/5b9970e9fb19b9fc280fcb2472baab4cb96fb61c46704856.png","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/5b9970e9fb19b9fc280fcb2472baab4cb96fb61c46704856.png.png?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/5b9970e9fb19b9fc280fcb2472baab4cb96fb61c46704856.png.png?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/5b9970e9fb19b9fc280fcb2472baab4cb96fb61c46704856.png.png?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/5b9970e9fb19b9fc280fcb2472baab4cb96fb61c46704856.png.png?w=auto&h=120"},"backFlatImage":null,"additionalImages":[],"price":35,"thumbnail":{"type":"color","value":"#ded7c8"}},"Light Heather":{"colour":"Light Heather","groupColour":"Grey","sizes":{"S":{"price":35,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"M":{"price":35,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"L":{"price":35,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"XL":{"price":35,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"XXL":{"price":35,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"XXXL":{"price":35,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":"2023-12-22","leadTime":0},"XXXXL":{"price":35,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":"2023-12-22","leadTime":0},"XXXXXL":{"price":35,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":"2023-12-22","leadTime":0}},"flatImage":{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/985e955ba7650abd2fed7b0721f7bd3dab1833067cc339a6.png","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/985e955ba7650abd2fed7b0721f7bd3dab1833067cc339a6.png.png?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/985e955ba7650abd2fed7b0721f7bd3dab1833067cc339a6.png.png?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/985e955ba7650abd2fed7b0721f7bd3dab1833067cc339a6.png.png?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/985e955ba7650abd2fed7b0721f7bd3dab1833067cc339a6.png.png?w=auto&h=120"},"backFlatImage":null,"additionalImages":[],"price":35,"thumbnail":{"type":"color","value":"#9a9ba1"}}},"bundleItems":[],"price":35,"totalBundlePrice":0,"salePrice":0,"labels":[],"tags":[],"baseSku":"RNA4","personalizationTemplate":null,"showSaleBadge":true}