Every investor's worst nightmare: watching a bear market devour your carefully accumulated wealth while you stand there with a nervous smile, desperately hoping it'll be satisfied and leave some scraps behind.<\/p>
This t-shirt captures that special moment when the market turns bearish and you realize your portfolio is about to become someone else's discount shopping opportunity. Our investor frantically feeding cash to the snarling bear knows the truth - sometimes you don't have a choice. The bear takes what it wants.<\/p>
Perfect for wearing during market corrections when you're trying to maintain composure while your portfolio gets mauled. That \"everything's fine\" expression on the investor's face? That's the look of someone who's just watched three years of gains evaporate in three weeks.<\/p>
Ideal for:<\/strong><\/p> Anyone who's lived through a proper bear market and has the scars (and losses) to prove it<\/p><\/li> Investors who know the difference between a correction and a mauling<\/p><\/li> People who've panic-sold at the bottom and then watched it recover without them<\/p><\/li> Fans of the Playing FTSE Podcast who appreciate dark financial humour Sustainably made, organic cotton t-shirt. More reliable than bull markets, less vicious than bear markets.<\/p> The bear market doesn't care about your feelings, your thesis, or your retirement timeline. Feed it and hope it goes away.<\/em><\/p>","metaTitle":"","metaDescription":"Sometimes a little \"to me, from me\" gift doesn't hurt - and this brand new Feed The Bear is the kind of purchase you'll thank yourself for. Light, bre...","metaImage":null,"noIndex":false,"giftWrapCompatible":true,"approvalStatus":"approved","ecoIcons":["organic-icon.png","low-carbon-icon.png","ethical-icon.png"],"isBundle":false,"specifications":"Certified Organic Cotton t-shirt, 155g\/m2. Wash cool, hang dry. GM free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Printed with low waste printing tech. Made in a renewable energy powered factory audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria.","sizeChartId":110,"sizeCount":9,"urlName":"feed-the-bear","customiseIt":false,"enableAddToCart":true,"collection":{"title":"Men's PlayingFTSE Merch","urlName":"tees"},"reviews":{"raw":[],"rating":0,"count":0,"summary":null},"lifestyleImages":[{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/z1brholjlbbkrweqxm6x2jkqtrhjcckiql1lscmf0qzfkihj.jpeg","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/z1brholjlbbkrweqxm6x2jkqtrhjcckiql1lscmf0qzfkihj.jpeg.jpg?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/z1brholjlbbkrweqxm6x2jkqtrhjcckiql1lscmf0qzfkihj.jpeg.jpg?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/z1brholjlbbkrweqxm6x2jkqtrhjcckiql1lscmf0qzfkihj.jpeg.jpg?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/z1brholjlbbkrweqxm6x2jkqtrhjcckiql1lscmf0qzfkihj.jpeg.jpg?w=auto&h=120","altText":"","color":"White"}],"ugcImages":[],"videos":[],"designCrossSellData":{"enabled":false,"designFile":null},"crossSellProducts":[],"options":{"White":{"colour":"White","groupColour":"White","sizes":{"XS":{"price":20,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"S":{"price":20,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"M":{"price":20,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"L":{"price":20,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"XL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"XXL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"XXXL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"XXXXL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"XXXXXL":{"price":20,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0}},"flatImage":{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/8b8ccb563b845ae0b7b132fec0c26431a6f57e881e54e892.png","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/8b8ccb563b845ae0b7b132fec0c26431a6f57e881e54e892.png.png?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/8b8ccb563b845ae0b7b132fec0c26431a6f57e881e54e892.png.png?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/8b8ccb563b845ae0b7b132fec0c26431a6f57e881e54e892.png.png?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/8b8ccb563b845ae0b7b132fec0c26431a6f57e881e54e892.png.png?w=auto&h=120"},"backFlatImage":null,"additionalImages":[],"price":20,"thumbnail":{"type":"color","value":"#ffffff"}}},"bundleItems":[],"price":20,"totalBundlePrice":0,"salePrice":0,"labels":[],"tags":[],"baseSku":"RNA1","personalizationTemplate":null,"showSaleBadge":true}
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